Pumpmas Puppets
WHAT IS PUMPMAS PUPPETS?
Just a bunch of puppets with no utility. Seriously, don't overthink it. It's Christmas! We gathered the silliest elves, reindeers, and snowmen to create absolutely nothing of value except immaculate vibes.
NO UTILITY
We promise absolutely nothing except PNGs.
JUST VIBES
Good energy only. Grinches not allowed.
VERY SILLY
Look at their faces. They are clearly not smart.
More Vibes
Just looking silly.
More Vibes
Just looking silly.
ROAD TO NOWHERE
OUR 'ROADMAP'
(WE DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS)
PHASE 1: LAUNCH
Just press the button and pray.
NOWrocket_launch
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PHASE 2: PANIC
Why is the chart red? Who sold?
SOONPHASE 3: MOON?
Maybe Elon tweets about elves?
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restaurant
PHASE 4: XMAS DINNER
We eat turkey and forget the chart.
DEC 25MINT YOURSELF
Turn your boring human face into a glorious Puppet. Powered by Artificial Stupidity (AI).
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RESULT HERE
STUPID QUESTIONS
Is this a scam?expand_more
No, it's just really stupid. We are too lazy to rug you.
When moon?expand_more
Ask Santa. He hasn't replied to our DMs either.
What is the utility?expand_more
Sir, this is a Wendy's. (There is none. It's a JPEG of a puppet).